Gone are all the days of begging
The days of theft
No more gasping for a breath
The air filled me head to toe
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture) (normanosborn: coenbrosbeforehos)
via crazybitcharoundhere
Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor.
Feminist Thor should totally be a thing.
Omg, yes.
via dayglobetty
Dear Internet:
I thought you should know that this happened. In case you didn’t already.
No, I’m not sure what to say about it either.
via letmartyhandlethis
“They complement each other in the most amazing way - she’s crazy and impulsive, but he keeps her grounded. And she keeps him on her toes.” - Zoe Kravitz.
via catniphawthornes
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
via widowings
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